Happy Father's Day, Dad!

Just a little something to honor my dad this Father's Day...

If he were a bird, he'd soar like an Eagle.
If he were a steak, he'd be a big, fat, juicy ribeye.
If he were an author, he'd be Tom Clancy.
If he were a dessert, he'd be pecan pie.
If he were a channel, he'd be the History channel.
If he were a lobbyist, he'd be with the NRA.
If he were cheese, he'd be pepper jack.
If he were a pig, he'd be the ribs.
If he were a fix-it man, he'd be the electrician.
If he were a game, he'd be Trivial Pursuit, Euker or Monopoly.
If he were a car, he'd be a GTO.
If he were a tractor, he'd be a Case International Harvester.
If he were a sport, he'd be football.
If he were a baseball player, he'd be an Atlanta Brave.
If he were a commandement, he'd be the first.
If he were a church song, he'd be How Great Thou Art.
If he were a rock band, he'd be AC/DC.
If he were in your refrigerator, he'd be the sauce.
If he were a fruit, he'd be a blueberry.
If he were a flower, he'd be a rose.
If he were a hero, he'd be my dad.

Happy Father's Day to a man who taught me to hold tight to my values, stay true to myself, trust in God, be there for my children, and love life. Throughout the years, I've seen how very different my life could have been without him there by my side. Thanks, Dad and Happy Father's Day!