Joeyisms and Mad Dawgies

Happy Halloween everyone! Here are some quotes from the boys to celebrate! : )

We are driving on the road and a wood-paneled station wagon is next to us at a red light.
Joey: "Hey mom, why is that car made out of wood?"

I am dusting around a picture frame of the four of us that's sitting on a table.
Maddox: I wish I was standing by daddy in that picture, and not you, mommy.
Me: Awww, that made me sad, Maddox.
Maddox: Don't be sad, mom. Joey will stand by you.

It was a hot day outside and we were playing in the driveway and I asked the boys if they wanted to take their shirts off.
Maddox: Mom, do you want to take yours off?
Joey: Mommy can't - she's a girl. Girls can't take their shirts off. Only daddy, uncle cary, uncle tony and you and me can take theirs off.
Maddox: ohhhh...that's not nice. Girls should get to take their shirts off.
Joey: gross, maddox. you do not want to see girls naked.
Maddox: ewww....but that's still mean. that's mean that girls can't take their shirts off.

I had just scooped the boys ice cream out and I was pretending to steal a bite from them.
Joey: I will give you my ice cream, mom, if you fart and then jump up and hit your head on the ceiling.
Both boys just erupt in laughter...seriously, classic example of "you know you have a boy when they say this..."

In the car, the boys had just gotten in a fight with each other and were yelling and Maddox had hit Joey, so Joe yelled at them.
Joey: Dad, you know those lines on your forehead? the ones you get when you're mad at Maddox and me? I have those now too because I am so mad at Maddox!

Me: Joey, how do you spell your name?
Joey: J-O-E-Y
Me: How do you spell Maddox?
Joey: I don't know.
Me: I bet you know how to smell my name.
Joey: Nope.
Me: M-O-M
Joey: Hmmm...I thought your name had an "H" in it!

Maddox and I were talking about his cousin, Chuck, who left for the University of Iowa this fall.
Maddox: I will never leave you, mom, no matter what...I won't go to school like Chuckie did and leave you.
Me: Well, I want you to go to school Maddox, so maybe I could just move in with you at college.
Maddox: Um, mom, that's gonna be a tricky one. I'm gonna have to think about it.

We're in the car and it's raining out.
Joey- Dad, turn on the wave washers.
Joe- What?
Joey- The wave washers...I can't see -the rain is in my way.
Joe- Do you mean the windshield wipers?
Joey- Yep- the wave washers!

And, as always, the best for last....I had two witnesses to this entire conversation, and normally would never use these words on a blog, but this instance called for it!

Maddox and Joey were playing on their gma's living room floor, and Uncle Kyle and I were right next to them.
Joey: Blah, Blah, Blah....fuckeroni pizza.
Me: Kyle, did you just hear that?
Kyle: Yep - oh my gosh! Joey, what did you say?
Joey: I'm making some fuckaroni pizza, right Maddox?
Kyle and I die laughing and ask if Joe and bobbi heard it.
Me: Joey, tell dad what you're making.
Joey: Ughhh...I told you....fuckaroni pizza.
Maddox: No, it's not! We're making cockaroni pizza.
Joey: Oh yeah, it's cockaroni pizza.
Me: What? Where did you learn how to make this pizza?
Maddox: In school. It's dirty pizzas.
Me: Do you mean pepperoni pizza?
Both boys: Oh yeahhhhh....pepperoni pizza!

Okay- so I have no idea what they are teaching my boys in school now! I DO know that the boys have pepperoni pizza all of the time, so I can't imagine that they screwed that up. I'm guessing they made some kind of silly pizza at maddox's school and he tried re-creating it, and made up his own word. I really have no idea, but Joe and I have been laughing about it all week.

Happy Trick or Treating to all!